These could only happen in America!!!!!!!!!
Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000 Serious Crimes including Murder/Homicides.
Every year the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its Top 12 Homicides of the Year.
1- Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20
inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex
practices and one night during a prolonged session of fun she snapped,
pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured
several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.
2- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed
the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her
daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the
truck delivering her birthday cake.
3- Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old
daughter,who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha
Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly
inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared
dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was
given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realise what she was
doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month
later.
4- David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he
attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a
double-barrelled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given it to
her an hour before the date started, just in case.
5- Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing
to pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death
with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since Mr
Halos paid his rent.
6- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she
wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers
walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and
yelled Boo!. The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target,
fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just
looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in
his report.
7- Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael
because she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to
death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken
aerial.
8- Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold
Simms was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour.
Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a
Uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation
poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss,
skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the
victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.
9- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by
loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford
Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a force
twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by
several persons some up to 14 kilometres away. No trace of the car or the
victim were ever found, only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing
road.
10- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in the early
hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted
F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet
engine, aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter
would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise
and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove
the engine immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over for a
cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know
was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the
yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her
instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.
11- Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, "Die
Hard,With a Vengeance" as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry,
into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double sided
white board that read Death to all Niggers! on one side, and God Loves the
KKK on the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped
him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
12- Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian
after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their
parents' passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell.
After the argument Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later,
and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house, filling it with gas. He then
left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, Sorry for the spree,
have a puff on me, Brian. Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house,
and himself in the process.
